oh my glob

Messaging someone:

  • Them: *Doesn't reply*
  • Me: I regret this.
  • Me: I regret everything.
  • Me: I regret my whole life.
  • Me: I regret every tiny atom from every star from every corner of the galaxy that crash-landed on this earth and created the prehistoric aquatic organism that was my first multicellular ancestor.
  • Them: *Replies*
  • Me: I will use this second chance in life that I've been granted to become a new and better person, for the good of humanity.

wwreakinghavocc:

shades0fclarity:

Easy

Breezy

Beautiful

Covergirl

I FUCKING LOVE HIM

(via swelliing)

:)

malissssa:

theblackship:

am-burger:

andrue2:

guceubcuesu:

Sorry, but this is amazing.

this is the greatest shit ever lolol

Hahaha, troll.

(Source: guceubcuesu, via coolkidsplayground)

mark-palermo: I’ve started redecorating household items for Halloween.

mark-palermo:

I’ve started redecorating household items for Halloween.

(via naked-zombies)

obey-my-swagg:

bunk-that:

daydreamintv:

myillegalthoughts:

chillnye:

you can’t not reblog this.

always makes me laugh.

that girl in the bottom right corner is killin me..

lmfaooo 

(via lipsandtits)

Mitt Romney sucks pass it on

hipstitsandlips:

mexicanthumbelina:

lokilocked-221b-asgard:

daivabug421:

all-for-the-smiles:

david-b9:

Oh my god the NOTES

HAD TO REBLOG AGAIN !!!

lol

the gif… PRICELESS.

there are only a little over 9million users on Tumblr..almost every single damn person has liked this post. Tumblr has the power!

Never not reblogging because it gets truer and truer every day.

I WILL REBLOG EVERY TIME I SEE IT UNTIL NOVEMBER 6TH

every time.

(Source: onlyfagshavethisurl, via frrexie)

  • obama: I'm a better president than you
  • romney: but you believe in pro-choice
  • obama: women are people too
  • romney: suck a dick
  • obama: I would but you'd make it illegal
  • My dad: One of the guys that dated Taylor Swift should write a song called "Maybe You're The Problem"
thefourteenthdoctor: assembleallavengers: thefourteenthdoctor: assembleallavengers: justjahlil: py-bun: py-bun: IT IS NEAR who will survive HOLY FUCKING SHIT. ALMOST 10K NOTES Didnt know it was that serious tho lmao didn’t know that my birthday was such a serious event…O_O Sorry can I just… There… that’s better :) That looks like June 10th, 2012. Not October 6th…xD

thefourteenthdoctor:

assembleallavengers:

thefourteenthdoctor:

assembleallavengers:

justjahlil:

py-bun:

py-bun:

IT IS NEAR

who will survive

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. ALMOST 10K NOTES

Didnt know it was that serious tho lmao

didn’t know that my birthday was such a serious event…O_O

Sorry can I just…

There… that’s better :)

That looks like June 10th, 2012. Not October 6th…xD

(via holiestshit)

omicheese: WHY AREN’T THESE STANDARD-ISSUE

omicheese:

WHY AREN’T THESE STANDARD-ISSUE

(via nickelfr0nt)

(Source: shhhprocket, via psychoanalysis)

gingerlandcomics:

DUBBLEBABY

(Source: gingerlandcomics, via extraterrasshole)

(Source: procatsinating, via istayedgold)

bluejobs: ruthie this was you as a baby

bluejobs:

ruthie this was you as a baby

(Source: stryker, via julieidc)

-uhhleeseeuhh:

br0tastic202:

pizzaforpresident:

Candice Sortino, age 17, ran out on the field during the 7th inning of the Arizona vs. South Carolina game at CWS on June 25th.  She smacked two players butts; the one shown here is center fielder Joey Rickard.

my favorite photoset of all time

This girl is my hero

HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

(via aliciaaadanielle)