I regret this.
I regret everything.
I regret my whole life.
I regret every tiny atom from every star from every corner of the galaxy that crash-landed on this earth and created the prehistoric aquatic organism that was my first multicellular ancestor.
I will use this second chance in life that I've been granted to become a new and better person, for the good of humanity.
I FUCKING LOVE HIM
I’ve started redecorating household items for Halloween.
you can’t not reblog this.
always makes me laugh.
that girl in the bottom right corner is killin me..
Mitt Romney sucks pass it on
Oh my god the NOTES
HAD TO REBLOG AGAIN !!!
the gif… PRICELESS.
there are only a little over 9million users on Tumblr..almost every single damn person has liked this post. Tumblr has the power!
Never not reblogging because it gets truer and truer every day.
I WILL REBLOG EVERY TIME I SEE IT UNTIL NOVEMBER 6TH
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I'm a better president than you
but you believe in pro-choice
women are people too
suck a dick
I would but you'd make it illegal
One of the guys that dated Taylor Swift should write a song called "Maybe You're The Problem"
IT IS NEAR
who will survive
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. ALMOST 10K NOTES
Didnt know it was that serious tho lmao
didn’t know that my birthday was such a serious event…O_O
Sorry can I just…
There… that’s better :)
That looks like June 10th, 2012. Not October 6th…xD
WHY AREN’T THESE STANDARD-ISSUE
ruthie this was you as a baby
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Candice Sortino, age 17, ran out on the field during the 7th inning of the Arizona vs. South Carolina game at CWS on June 25th. She smacked two players butts; the one shown here is center fielder Joey Rickard.
my favorite photoset of all time
This girl is my hero